Being Evil is Exhausting

I was working on the computer one afternoon after a particularly busy day and I heard what I thought was a snore. It couldn't be a snore though, it was 4pm, and the kids were playing in the den. Right??? I looked around me but there was nobody in sight. Then I heard it again. Definitely a snore. Hmmm. I looked under the table and laughed out loud.



He couldn't even be bothered to lay down on the floor. Just bent over a chair.

All of that evil planning takes a lot out of a guy.